Straight Acting!

Okay, here's one of my pet hates.... you know on personal ads or profiles on sites such as Gaydar? yeah!
I absolutely hate the whole 'straight acting' thing.... it's enough to make my blood boil... what's it sopposed to do... make me wanna suck your cock even more.... maybe instead of straight acting they should just put the cherry on the cake and just get married to a woman, have two kids and buy a labrador.... now that is the ultimate straight act.... now i really wanna fuck you!
Seriously guys... where has this whole self loathing come from? what's so wrong about being gay that you want to emulate a straight bloke.... it's fine if you're that way naturally, but people... if you were born with a limp wrist and a lisp, nothing you do save maybe cutting your hand off and never opening your mouth will change that! So rather than trying to hide the fact you're gay, embrace it... love it... i mean come on you've been fucking guys for years so who's gonna care anyways?
So MARY! drop the straight act, because at the end of the day... it don't impress me much!